A man's taste is easy to claim and annoying to prove, so here is the proof, at full bleed, with a twelve-column grid behind it and a domain name I paid actual money for.
I am not going to make fun of the fact that her Fourth of July decorations are still up.
Totally not going to make fun of her for still having Fourth of July decorations up.
Not going to mention it. Not once. Frankly, the kitchen looks great.
And honestly? Respect. {{ daysSince }} days of uninterrupted patriotism, indoors, where it counts. The rest of the country packed it in on July 5th like a bunch of quitters, and she's still making coffee under the stars and stripes in the back half of August. Some people celebrate a holiday. She's running a permanent exhibition. The founding fathers would weep.
Every curve clears ninety percent inside ten weeks. The model has been stress-tested against pessimism, bad weather, and one unresolved question about seasonal decor.
Flag tolerance, you'll note, is already near ceiling at week two. That variable was never in question. It's load-bearing.
No is also an option. It's just a lot less interesting than the alternative.
Good. I'll pick the place, I'll pick you up, and I'll say nothing about the kitchen.
(Text me and make it official. This button, impressive as it is, does not send anything anywhere.)